Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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