the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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