Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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