I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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