Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she pinky promised me she was 18
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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