This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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