Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
