awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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