Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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