there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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