I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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