Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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