Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
More tranny stories later!
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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