Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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