It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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