Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
