I skipped work to stalk him.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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