He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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