i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
then he tried to convert me to islam
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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