why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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