Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Shitshow foam night was such a success
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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