What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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