I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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