we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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