Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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