Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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