We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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