Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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