i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
my poor anus
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Randomize
