My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
we're making bets on your personal life
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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