We won't sleep together?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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