Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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