You work out of a Hotel?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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