No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
God I need to hump something, right now.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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