Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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