i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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