Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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