singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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