why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
