I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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