Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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