the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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