We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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