If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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