just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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