am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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