Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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