what if I'm pregnant?
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I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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