It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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