the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
