I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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