Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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