Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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